A joke about
Man's bits
MARIA
My lady will hang thee for thy absence.
FESTE
Let her hang me. He that is well hanged in this world needs to fear no colors.
MARIA
Yet you will be hanged for being so long absent. Or, to be turned away, is not that as good as a hanging to you?
FESTE
Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage.
Act 1
Scene 5
"Foolery, sir, does walk about the orb like
the sun, it shines every where."
Feste the Jester - Act 3 Scene 1
SIR ANDREW
But it becomes me well enough, does 't not?
SIR TOBY BELCH
Excellent! It hangs like flax on a distaff, and I
hope to see a housewife take thee between her legs
and spin it off.
Act 2
Scene 5
A joke about
Chlamydia
From
Quotes
From
The Interweb
A joke about
Woman's bits
MALVOLIO
By my life, this is my
lady's hand! These be her very c's, her u's and her
t's and thus makes she her great P's. It is, in
contempt of question, her hand.
SIR ANDREW
Her c's, her u's and her t's. Why that?
Act 2
Scene 5
Comics
Written by
Mya Gosling